My Adventures In Care-giving (aka taking care of my Momma)
- Waking my Mother ( who has dementia) to put her to bed....20 minutes ago.
- Mom: What is that on your arm?
- Me: A tattoo.
- Mom: A tattoo...when did you get a tattoo?
- Me: Mom, you've seen these tattoos a million times....i've had them almost 15 years!
- Mom: (shocked) Really? I don't remember ever seeing them before....what are they, and why did you get them?
- Me: It's after one in the morning, can we discuss this tomorrow?
- Mom: *silence*
- Mom: I want to get a tattoo.
- Me: LOL! Oh really, of what?
- Mom: (without hesitation) A dick.....a big ol' dick!!
- Me: .........................DYING.........................
- Mom: And balls, too....a big dick and balls!
- Me: (thru tears and nearly peeing myself) WHY?!? Mom, why?!?
- Mom: Because i haven't had one in so long, if i get a tattoo, i'll always have one!
- Me: [INSERT GIF OF FAT BLACK LADY FALLING ON HER FACE]
ATTENTION. HEARTBEAT HD PERFS.
I opened my MegaUpload account out of the blue, and apart from 4 years old Tohoshinki performances, guess what I found… a full collection of Heartbeat performances in HD O__o;;
Apparently, I was uploading them for bww2 forums back in the days xD. So if anyone needs any perf, let me know, I might have a link to it. It should still work.
MEEEEEEEE! may i ask for the link?? ^^
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